• Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

(via socially-awkward-peasant)

  • *Cute guy makes eye contact with me somewhere*
  • Me: I know what's going on
  • Me: I know how to do this
  • Me: I've read smut fanfiction